Saturday, September 06, 2025

What is the Conspiratorium?

By John P. Smith
Apocalypse Watch Editor

An auditorium is typically a big room where civilized folks gather for lectures, shows, or meetings: A tidy little echo chamber for approved ideas. But the Conspiratorium? That's the exact opposite: a wild, uncontrolled, chaotic mess; basically an open field drowning in flung facts, lobbed theories, and blasts of pure weirdness from a gigantic confetti cannon. Picture the muddy turf of a Woodstock littered with a million half-baked crazy notions and rogue thoughts, just waiting for any random passerby to scoop one up and hurl it back into the melee for the crowd to bobble like an explosive beachball. It's like a massive, no-rules game of catch where the ball could be anything from lizard people pulling the strings of civilization to hysterical rants by people who assure us the Earth is flat. The players range from obvious lunatics, out-right crazy, foaming at the mouth liberals, to those stone-cold logicians who drop ideas backed by what they swear are ironclad facts; that often turn out to be cherry-picked or straight-up fabricated.

Naturally, this glorious dumpster fire is the lovechild of the internet era. What could possibly go wrong with giving everyone a megaphone? Barely three decades back, conspiracy culture (a term that came into common use in the early 2000s) was confined to sad little huddles of disenchanted, but enlightened, social outcasts in dingy coffee shops, sketchy bars, smoke-choked backrooms, or creepy remote cabins. Back then, they'd whisper about how "the Jews run the world" or some shadowy cabal plotting a one-world government. Sadly, the subject matter hasn't evolved a lot; it's just migrated to flat screens and scroll feeds.

Compare that to your standard auditorium's structured snooze-fest; ideas doled out in neat lines, moderated by some authority figure, and passively digested by an audience fighting to stay awake. Thanks to the web, conspiracy talk has been democratized, morphing those once-shadowy whispers into screaming, globe-spanning tantrums. Now, any keyboard warrior can jump in, hype up the nonsense, or play armchair debunker, the whole process creating a swirling vortex of great ideas, wild imagination, dubious facts, wild-eyed fantasy, and doomsday dreams.

The Conspiratorium today is a vibrant, and volatile, open-air festival where actual truth bombs bump uglies with fan-fiction in a public toilet while delusion and extremism watch from the stall on the end; the ultimate snapshot of modern communication. In the Conspiratorium, you've got access to it all; but can you believe it? That’s the real trick, isn’t it?