Sunday, February 12, 2006

So Much to do...So Little Ambition

Ain't that the truth!

Still recovering from the flu, I've managed to sit on my duff and play about 12-hours of Battle for Middle Earth against multiple opponents. I have completely failed to come up with some clever and informative post for my Blog ... nor have I managed to sit down and put even a single letter or punctuation mark on one of my short stories.

To sum up: I've no ambition, no creativity and no will power.

(I wonder if that will ever change?)


Tuesday, February 07, 2006

How I Lost 12 Pounds in Four Days

How? I hear you cry.
I caught the flu, that's how!

Now, I've really got an idea. Since I'm off work at the moment and my future in the Factory looks bleak (See previous post on Automotive Components Factory Sale!) maybe I should go into the diet business. It's big, and heck, after what I just discovered, it's not that hard to create a diet that works!

That's right!

Mordekai's Deathly Illness Weight Loss Program:

Here's all you have to do: Breathe the air from this baggie. At the height of my illness, in between bouts of delirium, I coughed into baggies, each time capturing the Weight Loss Virus. Now, for the low, low price of $10 per baggie, you can use this amazing virus to lose from 8 to 16 pounds, depending on the strength of your immune system. For me, it was a four day trial, after which, I had lost 12 pounds. (Some of this is due to the extraordinary nature of the Weight Loss Virus: I got the usual fever, cough, runny nose, sinus pressure, feeliing lousy, but also, the two exits and no waiting as a added bonus weight loss!)

So with my program, you'll feel tired, achey, miserable, etc...but really no different than you'd feel if you went to the gym or just got out and exercised. This way, you lose the weight, but don't actually have to do any work. That's what we all want isn't it? Lose our weight, suffer for a short time, for long term gain!

Send me your $10 and I'll send you a baggie full of virii!


Monday, February 06, 2006 Site Renewed

I've renewed my domain name and hosting for the site. With a film and still photo crew coming in tonight to cover a class for ... well basically for practice for them, I'm hoping for a good selection of current photos of actual students from my classes. For the past year, I've had photos of people I trained with at Master Mike Brown's school in Jacksonville.

Oh, I tried several times to make some decent photos of my guys, but had trouble with the stop motion due to low lighting or horrible background clutter, etc...etc...

You can see the current site at:

If all goes well, I'll have new, better, faster, more powerful photos on the site by the end of the week.