Monday night, March 15, we went to The Village to see the rock band Jet live. It was a great show. The Village is a small venue, but Jet came out and did their show like it was Madison Square Garden.
The opening act was a local Little Rock band called Kingsdown. They laid the groundwork for a fantastic show with some good, heavy original tunes and were then followed by the touring opener The Crash Kings.
The Crash Kings were different if nothing else. A three-man band with no lead guitarist ... only a bass guitar, drums and a keyboardist who handled all the other work. It was, at first, an odd arrangement and I didn't see how it would work. Turns out they sound like a fusion of The White Stripes and Chicago. Very interesting, and very good to listen to.
Then came Jet. They rocked the place, and good. This band didn't worry that there were only maybe 500-600 people at the show. Their show was as solid a rock concert as I've seen since Sammy Hagar went back out on his own. Good music, well presented and sounding almost studio quality. Just a good show.
And the band did one thing that totally tripped my head. When they first arrived on stage, they all had 70's and 80's metal band hair. As that's pretty much what I'm used to seeing at a rock show, I didn't think much of it other than they didn't look like their album cover. The did the usual stop the show and run off the stage, getting ready for the encore. And when they came back for the final songs -- the didn't have their hair any more! They looked like the album cover again! So they were wearing these hair band wigs to make fun of, or as a salute to, (I'm not sure which) 70's and 80's metal bands.
It was interesting if nothing else.
Jet and the Crash Kings put on a great show.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Sunday, March 07, 2010
More Examples of the Fall of Our Civilization
Below is a good example of several Fall of Civilization How To's:
How to lower the bar and make it sound like a good thing:
How to discriminate against above average people and make it sound like it's their fault:
How to show the minorities you're looking out for their interests when what you're really doing is removing opportunities for everybody:
How to throw more money at a problem money won't solve:
How to show the lazy underachievers that it's ok to be a burden on society:
In January, the Berkeley (Calif.) School Board began consideration of a near-unanimous recommendation of Berkeley High School's Governance Council to eliminate science labs from its curriculum, reasoning that the classes mostly serve white students, leaving less money for programs for underperforming minorities. Berkeley High's white students do far better academically than the state average; black and Latino students do worse than average. Five science teachers would be dismissed. [East Bay Express, 12-23-09]
How to lower the bar and make it sound like a good thing:
How to discriminate against above average people and make it sound like it's their fault:
How to show the minorities you're looking out for their interests when what you're really doing is removing opportunities for everybody:
How to throw more money at a problem money won't solve:
How to show the lazy underachievers that it's ok to be a burden on society:
In January, the Berkeley (Calif.) School Board began consideration of a near-unanimous recommendation of Berkeley High School's Governance Council to eliminate science labs from its curriculum, reasoning that the classes mostly serve white students, leaving less money for programs for underperforming minorities. Berkeley High's white students do far better academically than the state average; black and Latino students do worse than average. Five science teachers would be dismissed. [East Bay Express, 12-23-09]
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Chainsaw massacre
Last time I went out to cut fire wood (yes I heat my house with wood) both my chainsaws broke... Since that time, I've had some friends cut me some wood so I've had plenty but now I have to take action. I have to get them fixed. I keep two running saws in case one breaks. Never have both gone south on the same day. It was a new and exciting happening and all the peasants rejoiced.
I think the old Poulan is already back in working order thanks to Dad, who knows something about chainsaws. But the Echo...the most expensive saw I ever owned...is still just locked up. I'm afraid it's going to get expensive. I hate expensive...
Update at a later time...
I think the old Poulan is already back in working order thanks to Dad, who knows something about chainsaws. But the Echo...the most expensive saw I ever owned...is still just locked up. I'm afraid it's going to get expensive. I hate expensive...
Update at a later time...
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Ready for Daytona!
Last August I wrote an article about how I was tired of NASCAR and was ready for football. I take it back! Daytona is in the offing and I'm excited! Let's go racing!
-- Mordekai --
-- Mordekai --
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Pre-Game Prediction
This is posted before the game: Check the times if you don't believe it:
Superbowl Prediction: Saints 34, Colts 31
New Orleans will have to work hard to take it from the Colts. But they're also hungry and ready. Indianapolis will be complacent and confident. It will cost them. They will be brutalized in the first half and then play real football the second half -- but it won't be enough to catch the Saints.
There. I said it.
Let's see what happens.
Mordekai, 3:30 p.m. CST, 7 Feb 2010
Update 20 FEB 2010: I missed on the score. But the Saint's won! Go Superbowl Saints!
Superbowl Prediction: Saints 34, Colts 31
New Orleans will have to work hard to take it from the Colts. But they're also hungry and ready. Indianapolis will be complacent and confident. It will cost them. They will be brutalized in the first half and then play real football the second half -- but it won't be enough to catch the Saints.
There. I said it.
Let's see what happens.
Mordekai, 3:30 p.m. CST, 7 Feb 2010
Update 20 FEB 2010: I missed on the score. But the Saint's won! Go Superbowl Saints!
Sunday, January 03, 2010
A cold start
I started writing a note about how cold it is: But you don't care. You're either in a place where it's way colder so you have no sympathy at all. Or you're in a place where it's warmer and will only say it's our own damn fault for living where it can get that cold. And if you live here: You already know how cold it is. So why bother?
Saturday, January 02, 2010
Our Government in Action
We're one full day into 2010 and we're still living with impending economic collapse, near revolt over health care reform and unemployment nearly as high as it's ever been in this country. You'd think our Congress could find something better to do than censure a representative for speaking his mind (Joe Wilson) but not for being drunk at the podium (Max Baucus.) I think this clearly identifies one of the major malfunctions with our government. It's more important to appear to be doing something -- regardless of how inane it might be -- than to actually take action. They're all so afraid of actually committing to something. You and I can't do that. We have to, you know, pick a lane and get in it. Congress is like a bunch of rubberneckers at the scene of a particularly gruesome auto accident. They're going to slow to a crawl as they drive by, make noises about how awful it is and how sad and they'll talk about what they are going to do to make it all better. The reality is: They can't do a damn thing to make it all better because they're a large part of the problem. But they'll look REALLY busy. They're not actually going to do anything constructive, other than, perhaps, vote themselves another pay raise. (Did you know that they AUTOMATICALLY get an annual raise unless they vote NOT to give themselves one? Yep. That's the way the legislation is set up. Pretty neat, huh?) And then they'll congratulate each other on passing yet another law to continue to suck the life out of the American Taxpayer.
Bastards.
Bastards.
Friday, January 01, 2010
This year, I'll try to do better.
I like posting on my blog. I also like killing zombies. So you can guess which activity wins when I have a choice. Left4Dead for sure! But this year, I'll try to do better. I've got the zombies down to where they're not a danger to the remainder of society. (You didn't see any over the Holidays? Right. You know who to thank...)
So, to make things interesting, I'll start out with a rant: This is straight from my Facebook profile.
It's 2010? How the hell did that happen? Why don't we have a colony on the moon declaring independence from the earth? Why aren't we colonizing Titan? Why are we still stuck HERE? Clarke, Asimov and Heinlein are rolling over in their virtual graves.
No. I am not content to stay here. There's got to be a better way. Those who refuse to believe that and refuse to look for the solution are part of the problem.
(Note: The last post to this blog said that I was going to quit teaching Jujitsu. And I did. For a whole six weeks. Since that time, I've had about 10 people ask me to reopen the class so ... I'm going to do it. I'll be committing myself to at least another two years of Mondays to get the newbies through the curriculum. But, if they're committed, so am I. I really do love teaching it. I'm just getting too old for it. It's a younger man's art, that's for sure. Maybe I'll be able to quit before I'm 50.)
(Note: The last post to this blog said that I was going to quit teaching Jujitsu. And I did. For a whole six weeks. Since that time, I've had about 10 people ask me to reopen the class so ... I'm going to do it. I'll be committing myself to at least another two years of Mondays to get the newbies through the curriculum. But, if they're committed, so am I. I really do love teaching it. I'm just getting too old for it. It's a younger man's art, that's for sure. Maybe I'll be able to quit before I'm 50.)
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Strange Days
Humble Pie, a weird 70's rock group, has a song called Strange Days. I understand it better now. Sometimes your world just doesn't work right. When that happens, decisions must be made and implemented. What all these changes boil down to is that, after 10 years of study and instruction, I'm going to stop teaching Jujitsu. I studied nearly five years getting my black belt and certification. Now, after nearly five years of having my own dojo -- I'm calling it quits. I haven't had Mondays free for that whole time, so it'll be a nice change. Why now? I'm working full time, working on two books (one as editor and one I'm writing) and going to school full time. I'm buried up. I can use the extra time to get some homework done.
Friday, September 04, 2009
Checking in 2009
Haven't posted in nearly a year.
No bother, no one reads it anyway.
The economy is still in shambles, but the government says it's getting better. You can tell by all the money they're giving away to big corporations that floundered and failed while us working pukes are still paying our taxes. I wonder when anyone with a little influence in the government is going to figure out that if they send all the work to China, no one here will be able to buy the products they're making over here. We'll have boatloads of cheap junk waiting in queues at the ports because the companies that ordered it can't afford to get it off the ships and no one can even afford to buy cheap Chinese made clothing because all the jobs are in the Far East. It'll be even funnier when we discover it's cheaper to just dump the cargo in the bay than send it back to China.
No bother, no one reads it anyway.
The economy is still in shambles, but the government says it's getting better. You can tell by all the money they're giving away to big corporations that floundered and failed while us working pukes are still paying our taxes. I wonder when anyone with a little influence in the government is going to figure out that if they send all the work to China, no one here will be able to buy the products they're making over here. We'll have boatloads of cheap junk waiting in queues at the ports because the companies that ordered it can't afford to get it off the ships and no one can even afford to buy cheap Chinese made clothing because all the jobs are in the Far East. It'll be even funnier when we discover it's cheaper to just dump the cargo in the bay than send it back to China.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Thanksgiving 2008
I just read my post from Thanksgiving 2006 and, for the most part, I still stand by my statements there. Yet, two years later, things have changed. Our economy is in a shambles and everyone has an opinion but no one has just come right out and said why it might have got that way. Gasoline for $4 a gallon ... that's why. It's a mystery to me that three months ago, we were paying $4 a gallon for fuel and now I can buy it for a $1.50. The supply didn't change that much: The suppliers did. We were victims of a cartel-like monopoly on fuel that took full advantage of its position to post "Record Profits" for several quarters. Now that they've practically ruined our national economy and made all the money they could ever need from us working folk, they've moved the prices back to maybe give us poor pukes an opportunity to save our houses. I'd call on the government to step in and do something but ... that's how we get here in the first place: The government is so deep in bed with the oil companies that it may no longer be possible to separate them. So, don't ask the government for help: They're part of the problem.
Have a happy Thanksgiving.
Have a happy Thanksgiving.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
My Heinlein Contents from MySpace
MySpace finally pissed me off to the point that I quit trying. I went into my profile, got my Heinlein Blog stuff and am posting it here. I'll even consider continuing writing it ... provided the muse strikes me...
Small change and the big picture
Category: Writing and Poetry
RAH: Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
This is an awesome observation. Just because everyone knows it and it true doesn't mean it doesn't need to be said. Like a cliche -- just because it's a cliche doesn't mean it's not true. And in the same light, it also doesn't mean it doesn't need to be said.
Like a good song. Just because you've heard it a thousand times, doesn't mean you don't want to hear it again.
Then again: Maybe RAH wasn't talking about monetary change but changes in society or in one's life. The same principle applies: This kind of small change comes to you, generally, when you're looking for something else.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
The Impact of Stranger
This is an article I worked up a few weeks back concerning the Heinlein book, Stranger in a Strange Land. One of the most controversial books of its day, it pushed Science Fiction into the mainstream market for fiction.
By John P. Smith
Robert A. Heinlein wrote science fiction for nearly 50 years. Heinlein's impact on science fiction, fantasy and fiction writing in general cannot be quantified. As the first-named Grandmaster of Science Fiction (1974), he is honored and revered as one of this country's most influential writers.
Equally important to some, RAH waved the banner and led the charge for a better future – particularly a future in space – but ideally a better future for all of humanity.
One of Heinlein's works, "Stranger in a Strange Land," remains one of the most famous science fiction novels ever written nearly 50-years after the original publication in 1961
The book reveals the story of Valentine Michael Smith, a human raised on Mars by Martians. He returns to Earth in early adulthood and must learn how to be human. While learning, he also teaches many of his would-be mentors what it means to be human, and sometimes, how to be Martian.
Using Mike Smith's naivety and open-mindedness as a doorway, Heinlein takes a mid-Twentieth Century look at human institutions such as money, ownership of property, marriage, and fear of death. A book written specifically to challenge the social status quo of the day, Stranger takes a stab and a slap at practically every major element of our modern civilization. Heinlein holds no punches when dealing with big, stupid government and bureaucracy. He takes direct action against mass-market religion and television evangelists. Mass media – television, radio, newspapers, books and magazines – all take it on the chin. (Through all this, Heinlein never lambastes the military, showing his well-known soft spot for our boys and girls in uniform.)
As do many influential works of Fiction, Stranger contributed to the language. Specifically, the word "grok" entered common parlance among sci-fi readers, hippies, geeks and nerds. The Oxford English Dictionary defines "grok" as meaning "to understand," "to love," and "to be one with."
A key element of the novel is the religion founded by Mike Smith, the "Church of All Worlds." This church, as described in the text, is a blending of elements of paganism and revivalism with (Martian) psychic training and instruction in the (fictional) Martian language. In 1968, a group of neopagans inspired by Stranger took it upon themselves to found a religious group with this name, modeled in many ways after the fictional organization. The Church of All Worlds remains an active part of the neopagan community today. It is headquartered in Toledo, Ohio.
Stranger also details an an early description of the water bed. One inventor was refused a patent on the grounds that Heinlein's descriptions in Stranger and another novel "Double Star" constituted prior art.
In the end, Mike's "discorporation," with the help of an angry mob which stones him, plays around the world over television. His most devout followers watch almost unconcernedly as this happens, thus proving they understand that for Mike, death is not the end, but another beginning. However, Stranger's most most dramatic impact is in the re-telling of the age-old adage that God always demands a sacrifice.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Girls
RAH: What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it.
Heinlein's got a point here. Volumes and tomes have been written on this subject and - there's nothing new under the sun - what else needs be said?
I like girls.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
The Crime: Public Poetry
RAH: A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
This tells me that RAH feels the way I do about poetry: There's a time and a place for it, and that time and place are wherever I'm not and when I'm not there. (How's that for a run-on sentence!) I don't know for sure that RAH disdained poetry with the same passion that I do, but it's clear from this statement and other hints I've picked up from reading his stuff that he wasn't one of the biggest fans of poetry.
To me that's okay. I don't care for poetry; same as I don't care raw oysters. You want that shtuff you can have it... include me out.
But, to be fair, there are some types of poetry that are okay. For instance that easy to learn, usually slightly dirty or bluntly suggestive form of social commentary -- the limerick. There's a form of poetry anybody can appreciate; anybody can write and anybody can quote after hearing it like, once.
Also, song lyrics, often poetry set to music are mostly okay. And many songs can eventually become simply poems by removing the music. For instance: Mary Had a Little Watch:
Mary had a little watch;
she swallowed it one day.
She took a dose of Castor oil;
to pass the time away.
The Castor oil, it did not work;
the time it did not pass.
So if you need to know the time;
just look up Mary's friend who also has a watch.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Past and Future...
RAH: A generation which ignores history has no past—and no future.
Right on RAH! This is simply a different version of the old standard: Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. However, Heinlein, in his usual modus operandi follows this ideal to its logical conclusion -- that a generation too stuffy, simple or stupid, to examine the lessons of history will inevitably repeat the mistakes of their forebears and is, in fact, destined for oblivion. One might think this an oversimplification of a more complex problem, but it's not. It's taking a complex social phenomena and breaking it down into its least common denominator. The only people who have the excuse of not having a historical reference are the original settlers of this planet. And you'd think they would take a hint from the people who dropped them off. Or from the people who were already here...
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Back to Heinlein and ... Saggy boobs?
RAH: Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
You know, I really like Heinlein, but here, I think he's wrong. All this tells me is that Heinlein never got to play with anything that hadn't been used. Saggy boobs with stretch marks and a lethargic attitude may be the norm for middle-class Americans, but that doesn't mean we have to like it!
Saturday, August 18, 2007
D-Mac: Heisman 2007
As a change of pace from the Heinlein commenatry, I offer the following football editorial:
Darren McFadden may well be the football messiah come to Fayetteville.
The Razorback fan-base is in the midst of a hostile uprising.
Frank Broyles, Arkansas Athletic Director for 50 years, announced his retirement in the midst of this pressure and somewhat because of it.
Running back coach Danny Nutt, brother of Houston, recently stepped down due to a recurrence of his troublesome brain-stem swelling and bleeding condition.
A good percentage of feral Razorback fans are calling for Coach Houston Nutt's head and most don't really care if the rest of him follows it to somewhere besides Fayetteville.
Coach Nutt has been subjected to a storm of criticism following the transfer of all but one of the "Springdale Five," including much-touted five-star recruit Mitch Mustain. He's been raked over the coals for the hiring and subsequent release of Gus Malzhan, the former Springdale High School Coach. His personal life has become a subject of debate and hostile antagonism between the "Haters" and "Huggers," much of the ammunition for both sides based on a fan-subpoenaed transcript of his personal cell phone records.
A dark cloud of suspicion, mistrust and foreboding assail the entire football program. A malicious web of rumors, lies and ad hominem attacks create casualties on both sides of the conflict every day.
It's a mess.
In the midst of this maelstrom of dissatisfaction and recrimination stands Darren McFadden.
Is he a paragon of virtue? No. He's a football running back with a history of off-the-field issues and personality quirks such as his "501" tattoo.
And right now he's the glue that's holding it all together.
Every Hog fan loves D-Mac. As a star recruit, he chose Arkansas over advances from football powerhouses such as Tennessee, Texas and Alabama. He grew up wanting to be a Razorback. Now he's living the dream for himself and fans alike.
So while Hog fans across the state can agree on few things, they all agree that Darren McFadden is the man to beat for the Heisman. They're not alone in that assessment. For instance, from CBS Sports touts D-Mac as "The best pure running back in the nation. He will see plenty of work as the leading man for the Razorbacks. Plain and simple: it's his Heisman to lose."
MSNBC is equally impressed, calling McFadden "the most athletically gifted player in the nation." Even as far away as Detroit, we hear, "He's talented and versatile, a speed and power back complemented by tailback Felix Jones."
Even if D-Mac fails to win the Heisman, he'll still have the votes of thousands of Hog fans as the kid from Little Rock who could have played football anywhere but chose to be a Razorback. He's the guy who may keep the fans from fighting in the stands; may help the coach keep his job and may put yet another mark in the Arkansas record book as the first Hog to bring home a Heisman.
Imagine a laundry list of stats and game facts displayed blow-by-blow to show McFadden's superiority over any other running back in the country. Visualize an in-depth comparison of all Heisman hopefuls based on strength of schedule, team performance, rankings, polls and publicity campaigns. Do the numbers speak for themselves?
Sure they do, so there's no reason to go into them here.
JPS
Monday, July 02, 2007
Pacifically Speaking
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long, By Robert A. Heinlein:
RAH: A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described "pacifists" are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger.
Again, here, Heinlein shows that he is a true student of human nature. There are few "real" pacifists. Ghandi meets the criteria for true pacificism; as does Mother Theresa. Most everybody else claiming to be a pacifist is nothing more than a coward looking for an easy way out.
His view that piracy is not beyond most pacifists is right on. As soon as things go as "the pacifist" believes it should, he'll have no problem naming who to put against the wall and yelling "fire."
As for myself, I don't understand how any man could be a pacifist when it comes to defense of family and home. No one in his right mind could stand by and watch his wife and/or children be hurt; nor could he stand in front an allow himself to be killed first -- again the cowardly way out -- rather than fight for those unable (or less able) to fight for themselves.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Scientist defined.
From Robert A. Heinlein's "Notebooks of Lazarus Long." With my commentary
RAH: Most "scientists" are bottle washers and button sorters.
Heinlein is making a distinction between scientists who actually devise and perform experiments vs those whose "research" involves statistical analysis of data a "real" scientist has produced and other who spindle, fold and collate data produced by others.
Reading Heinlein, you'll find that he has a real problem with people who can't do their own math. It's troublesome to him and he points out in many of his writings that the fall of American society began when the math requirements in schools were eased to allow more students to pass entrance requirements. I can't argue the point ... I agree with it. I don't think it was the primary cause of our plummet into decadence and narcissism, but it was definitely a contributing factor.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
The Functional Delusion
From Robert A. Heinlein's "Notebooks of Lazarus Long." With my commentary
RAH: Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
Wow...this one is almost self-explanatory. Except...RAH as led us to assume that the mother in this case can see into the future enough to realize her child will actually amount to something. This is also Heinlein just being humerous (if you haven't read any of his books, you really should...) We know she can't see into the future...what this mother is banking on is Hope. And while the mother keeps the child alive for hope for the future, every growing child should feel loved. Even if they're not actually loved, they should at least feel that way.
That's another nice, functional delusion.
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Cassandra's Spanking Continued
RAH: A fake fortune teller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved .
Here RAH is merely being practical. Anyone with a view of the ACTUAL future must be killed. This would possible prevent the inevitable war his or her existance will eventually perpetuate. Should you kill one to save a million, or let the millions suffer for the sake of the one? Pragmatically speaking, it's not even really a choice. Kill the future-teller.
The real quandry is: What if the future-teller says that killing her will not prevent the war? If she always sees ONLY the actual future, then she must also know that the war will happen whether she is alive or dead. In this case is the future-teller better off dead? Are we better off with her out of the way? Of course we are!
Have you not figured out why an actual future-teller cannot be allowed to exist? Because then there would be no reason for Hope. And in my life and existance, Hope can change the future.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
What's the Difference?
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long, By Robert A. Heinlen.
RAH: It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another--but which one? Differences are crucial.
I'm not sure where this one came from or where it's going. It may be Heinlein's way of warning us away from stereotypes There's the old saying that "stereotypes exist because they're true." Maybe so, but only in a general sense. Once you get past the generalizations, you start to see individual strengths and weaknesses in groups, sub-groups and single people.
The same applies to practically anything: The difference between a rare coin and a common penny may be simply the place of minting.
Just because the eggs are all white doesn't mean the chicks will all be yellow. Avoid generalizations.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Re-Reading Heinlen -- Leave me alone!
The notebooks started me thinking about all the Heinlein books I've read and then how long it's been since I read them. Now, I rarely re-read anything. However, I'm suddenly finding myself with a half-dozen old RAH books and wanting to do NOTHING but polish them off. I've started with Starship Troopers and am now working on Stranger in a Strange Land. I'll follow these up with Job, Expanded Universe and To Sail Beyond the Sunset.
So until I finish these off, don't pester me for more blog on the Notebooks.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Just the facts, man.
From Robert A. Heinlein's Notebooks of Lazarus Long...with my commentary :)
RAH: If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.
This kind of thinking is really hard on "religious" scientists and doctors of theology and philosophy. Real "hard" science deals with real, cold, hard facts. I agree with RAH; if you can't prove it, it's an opinion.
There's a place for dreamers and true believers -- someone's got to show the rest of us the importance of staying grounded when not equipped to fly. I would only ask those who proclaim their opinion as fact, their sloppy, lopsided research as "findings" supporting their pet theory -- please, if you do not have the actual documentation to back up your claim, start your discourse with words such as "I believe..." , "I think..." or "In my opinion..."
Thank you
Friday, February 02, 2007
Life's too Short
From Robert A. Heinlein's Notebooks of Lazarus Long...with my commentary :)
RAH: There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know. So why fret about it?
Heinlein was an agnostic. His characters reflected his ambivalence toward the almighty. My wife says, "What does he mean there's no evidence of life after death? He needs to read the bible." When I try to point out that the bible is a religious text and not a fact book, then I'm an evil hell-bent bastard. (Confirming her belief in the afterlife.) So taking the opposite approach, as Heinlein has done here, there is no evidence against it either. Then again, how do you prove a hole is empty -- fill it with something.
And of course, he's right: Soon enough we will know, so why worry about it. If you believe it, then I hope you're right and if you don't believe it then I hope you're wrong...But I'm not going to fret about it. Life is too short to spend it being upset, unhappy and unfulfilled.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Taking Aim...
From Robert A. Heinlein's Notebooks of Lazarus Long...with my commentary :)
RAH: Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
Here, in a fit of anti-political-correctness, Heinlein is suggesting that if someone appears to be on the verge of attack, that you should shoot first, perhaps the old shot across the bow. This will make the enemy blink, at least, giving you the time to set up a head shot. This should end the conflict ... at least at this point.
Afterwards, after you've won the war and all the battles, insurgents will continue to harrass, threaten and coerece the general population and anybody who might try to live a normal life. Other insurgents will plan and implemnt suicide bombings, the main target of which are the very people they claim to be fighting to free.
After several years of this, you, being the legitimate government, will see that it's a pointless exercise and succomb to the futility of it all, turning the leadership over to "locals" who will lose it within a half-year to the "insurgents." At which point, everything will revert back to the point at which you fired the first warning shot...the only lesson learned here is that it also helps to make the first shot count.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Expert Advice...
From Robert A. Heinlein's Notebooks of Lazarus Long...with my commentary :)
RAH: Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it!
RAH is right on it here! Experts are people who know so much about a subject they can't see any way clear of it. An expert will rarely tell you how to get something done ... they're most proficient at explaining how not to do it. Even if this is by virtue of experience, it's still like going around the house twice to get through the door.
RAH also points out that just because an expert says it can't be done, that doesn't make it the truth. If that were the case, the earth would still be flat, the moon made of cheese and gravity against the law.
You will find a way.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Religious Furvor .... er Fever?
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long by Robert A. Heinlein:
RAH: Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
Here Heinlein is right on the mark without his oft encountered intentional ambiguity. Religious leaders throughout history have pretty much had it their way by simply convincing the general populace that their way is the right way. In many cases, the only way and if not followed, would lead to the deepest pit of Hell. Many of those same religious shamen and priests would be glad to send any who would argue with them on their way. In fact, most wouldn't even have to get their hands dirty, but simply point and shout and let the wide-eyed believers handle it for them. No problem having a croud of those true to the faith beat/stone/hang someone who doesn't believe like we do. God Almighty forbid someone voice his or her own opinion -- only the views of shamen, priests and the like will be tolerated in this village! Off with his head! Send him to Hell now, before his ability to think for himself infects others. (There's more than a little self-interest to protect here.)
So, obviously, I agree with RAH. Religious leaders, by definition, are automatically suspect and guilty until proven otherwise.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Game rigged? You bet!
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long:
RAH: Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
Once again, RAH is being intentionally ambiguous.
If he's talking about life, he's being sarcastic, knowing that, when it's all tallied up at the end of a lifetime, the sum total is futility.
On the other hand, if he's talking about living life to the fullest, doing the best you can, trying and not giving up, then he's right on. In fact, to take this whole thing a step further ... if you gamble enough, and win enough, there's not reason you can't be running the game.
Eh?
Friday, January 19, 2007
Excessive vindictiveness...
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long, by Robert A. Heinlein:
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
First of all, I don't like to generalize -- most people tend to do that and I personally disagree with it -- but I have no choice here. So as you read below, remember, I'm not talking about YOU -- Everybody BUT you.
RAH is being intentionally ambiguous and backwards here. Notice, please, how he completely fails to specify exactly whose thinking is blurred. I agree that men are more sentimental than women -- when it involves a relationship between a man and a woman.
A man will look back at a relationship gone sour with wistfulness and longing for those things that were and those that might have been. Is that sentimentality...maybe. Mostly, though, men look back and wish for the days when she wasn't doing everything in her power to utterly destroy him. Those are the Good Old Days.
A woman from the same relationship will look back and regret that she missed so many opportunities to completely destroy the man. A woman will harbor anger, hate and resentment until the day she dies. If an opportunity arises, even years later, she will strike at the man with anything and everything she has to HURT the man. If she kills him, she'll be baffled that it's illegal to do so. She'll not understand the it's an even greater crime to murder with spite and malice aforethought. After all, he DESERVED it. I believe that if a woman were allowed to HURT a man an much as she wanted to whenever she wanted -- we'd all be dead. The law is the only thing keeping us alive.
Again, I don't want to generalize: This is only true of women who've been in a relationship gone bad. Or who ever will.
Enemy Me?
From the notebooks of Lazarus Long: (with additional commentary by yours truly.)
RAH: By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man -- man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.
This is easy enough to understand. If you think about it, we've mastered all the animals, climates, natural dangers, etc. this planet has to offer. We've gone out into space and are well on our way to mastering the final frontier.
"Oh, no!" I hear you cry. "Man can't master everything ... like volcanos and hard vacuume. We die in such extreme environments!"
Yeah, well, we master those by staying away from them.
Yet, we continue to die through stupidity, malice and anger.
Mostly stupidity.
Like, out there in hard, deep, unforgiving space, there's gonna be a guy who thinks it won't happen to him. Trust me, this is the guy it'll happen to: And blam, he's sucking vacuum and exploding in a constellation of blood, dying with the realization that it can too happen to you.
This is the stupidity of man and how the first will die in space.
The first murder in space won't be with a ray gun or a blaster rifle. Someone will get their Oxygen tube cut and that'll be the end of that. And it'll be about something stupid, like religion, a woman or a man, or a disagreement over a card game.
Thus, on a microcosmic scale, we see what Heinlein means about man being his worst enemy. On a cosmic scale, man is really no different than he is as a single entity: We just die in larger numbers and kill with greater efficiency
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Notebooks of Lazarus Long
I ran across the Notebooks of Lazarus Long today ... after nearly two decades of completely forgetting about them. Wow. Even after all these years, Heinlein manages to hit the nail on the head.
For instance, the very first note is: Always store beer in a dark place.
I'm willing to bet that in this day and age of canned beer, most people don't know this or know why. The basic reason: light breaks down beer and causes it go bad. Makes it taste funny.
But maybe that's not all Heinlein meant by this phrase.
First of all, beer in a dark place is hidden beer. If you stashed it, others will only find it by accident or if you tell them where it is. If those others already know you've got beer, then keeping your beer in a dark place makes it more difficult for others to find it, should they choose to steal -- or borrow -- your beer. The dark place requires others to work to get your beer by making light or, if they're exceptionally lazy and stupid, stumble around in the darkness risking life-threatening injury looking for your beer.
It also makes you do the same thing, thus ensuring that the beer is not always easily accessible -- you will have to put some effort into getting your beers.
Then again, Heinlein might have just meant that storing beer in a dark place keeps it from going bad. And beer gone bad is a waste.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Small change and the big picture
Category: Writing and Poetry
RAH: Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
This is an awesome observation. Just because everyone knows it and it true doesn't mean it doesn't need to be said. Like a cliche -- just because it's a cliche doesn't mean it's not true. And in the same light, it also doesn't mean it doesn't need to be said.
Like a good song. Just because you've heard it a thousand times, doesn't mean you don't want to hear it again.
Then again: Maybe RAH wasn't talking about monetary change but changes in society or in one's life. The same principle applies: This kind of small change comes to you, generally, when you're looking for something else.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
The Impact of Stranger
This is an article I worked up a few weeks back concerning the Heinlein book, Stranger in a Strange Land. One of the most controversial books of its day, it pushed Science Fiction into the mainstream market for fiction.
By John P. Smith
Robert A. Heinlein wrote science fiction for nearly 50 years. Heinlein's impact on science fiction, fantasy and fiction writing in general cannot be quantified. As the first-named Grandmaster of Science Fiction (1974), he is honored and revered as one of this country's most influential writers.
Equally important to some, RAH waved the banner and led the charge for a better future – particularly a future in space – but ideally a better future for all of humanity.
One of Heinlein's works, "Stranger in a Strange Land," remains one of the most famous science fiction novels ever written nearly 50-years after the original publication in 1961
The book reveals the story of Valentine Michael Smith, a human raised on Mars by Martians. He returns to Earth in early adulthood and must learn how to be human. While learning, he also teaches many of his would-be mentors what it means to be human, and sometimes, how to be Martian.
Using Mike Smith's naivety and open-mindedness as a doorway, Heinlein takes a mid-Twentieth Century look at human institutions such as money, ownership of property, marriage, and fear of death. A book written specifically to challenge the social status quo of the day, Stranger takes a stab and a slap at practically every major element of our modern civilization. Heinlein holds no punches when dealing with big, stupid government and bureaucracy. He takes direct action against mass-market religion and television evangelists. Mass media – television, radio, newspapers, books and magazines – all take it on the chin. (Through all this, Heinlein never lambastes the military, showing his well-known soft spot for our boys and girls in uniform.)
As do many influential works of Fiction, Stranger contributed to the language. Specifically, the word "grok" entered common parlance among sci-fi readers, hippies, geeks and nerds. The Oxford English Dictionary defines "grok" as meaning "to understand," "to love," and "to be one with."
A key element of the novel is the religion founded by Mike Smith, the "Church of All Worlds." This church, as described in the text, is a blending of elements of paganism and revivalism with (Martian) psychic training and instruction in the (fictional) Martian language. In 1968, a group of neopagans inspired by Stranger took it upon themselves to found a religious group with this name, modeled in many ways after the fictional organization. The Church of All Worlds remains an active part of the neopagan community today. It is headquartered in Toledo, Ohio.
Stranger also details an an early description of the water bed. One inventor was refused a patent on the grounds that Heinlein's descriptions in Stranger and another novel "Double Star" constituted prior art.
In the end, Mike's "discorporation," with the help of an angry mob which stones him, plays around the world over television. His most devout followers watch almost unconcernedly as this happens, thus proving they understand that for Mike, death is not the end, but another beginning. However, Stranger's most most dramatic impact is in the re-telling of the age-old adage that God always demands a sacrifice.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Girls
RAH: What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it.
Heinlein's got a point here. Volumes and tomes have been written on this subject and - there's nothing new under the sun - what else needs be said?
I like girls.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
The Crime: Public Poetry
RAH: A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
This tells me that RAH feels the way I do about poetry: There's a time and a place for it, and that time and place are wherever I'm not and when I'm not there. (How's that for a run-on sentence!) I don't know for sure that RAH disdained poetry with the same passion that I do, but it's clear from this statement and other hints I've picked up from reading his stuff that he wasn't one of the biggest fans of poetry.
To me that's okay. I don't care for poetry; same as I don't care raw oysters. You want that shtuff you can have it... include me out.
But, to be fair, there are some types of poetry that are okay. For instance that easy to learn, usually slightly dirty or bluntly suggestive form of social commentary -- the limerick. There's a form of poetry anybody can appreciate; anybody can write and anybody can quote after hearing it like, once.
Also, song lyrics, often poetry set to music are mostly okay. And many songs can eventually become simply poems by removing the music. For instance: Mary Had a Little Watch:
Mary had a little watch;
she swallowed it one day.
She took a dose of Castor oil;
to pass the time away.
The Castor oil, it did not work;
the time it did not pass.
So if you need to know the time;
just look up Mary's friend who also has a watch.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Past and Future...
RAH: A generation which ignores history has no past—and no future.
Right on RAH! This is simply a different version of the old standard: Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. However, Heinlein, in his usual modus operandi follows this ideal to its logical conclusion -- that a generation too stuffy, simple or stupid, to examine the lessons of history will inevitably repeat the mistakes of their forebears and is, in fact, destined for oblivion. One might think this an oversimplification of a more complex problem, but it's not. It's taking a complex social phenomena and breaking it down into its least common denominator. The only people who have the excuse of not having a historical reference are the original settlers of this planet. And you'd think they would take a hint from the people who dropped them off. Or from the people who were already here...
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Back to Heinlein and ... Saggy boobs?
RAH: Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
You know, I really like Heinlein, but here, I think he's wrong. All this tells me is that Heinlein never got to play with anything that hadn't been used. Saggy boobs with stretch marks and a lethargic attitude may be the norm for middle-class Americans, but that doesn't mean we have to like it!
Saturday, August 18, 2007
D-Mac: Heisman 2007
As a change of pace from the Heinlein commenatry, I offer the following football editorial:
Darren McFadden may well be the football messiah come to Fayetteville.
The Razorback fan-base is in the midst of a hostile uprising.
Frank Broyles, Arkansas Athletic Director for 50 years, announced his retirement in the midst of this pressure and somewhat because of it.
Running back coach Danny Nutt, brother of Houston, recently stepped down due to a recurrence of his troublesome brain-stem swelling and bleeding condition.
A good percentage of feral Razorback fans are calling for Coach Houston Nutt's head and most don't really care if the rest of him follows it to somewhere besides Fayetteville.
Coach Nutt has been subjected to a storm of criticism following the transfer of all but one of the "Springdale Five," including much-touted five-star recruit Mitch Mustain. He's been raked over the coals for the hiring and subsequent release of Gus Malzhan, the former Springdale High School Coach. His personal life has become a subject of debate and hostile antagonism between the "Haters" and "Huggers," much of the ammunition for both sides based on a fan-subpoenaed transcript of his personal cell phone records.
A dark cloud of suspicion, mistrust and foreboding assail the entire football program. A malicious web of rumors, lies and ad hominem attacks create casualties on both sides of the conflict every day.
It's a mess.
In the midst of this maelstrom of dissatisfaction and recrimination stands Darren McFadden.
Is he a paragon of virtue? No. He's a football running back with a history of off-the-field issues and personality quirks such as his "501" tattoo.
And right now he's the glue that's holding it all together.
Every Hog fan loves D-Mac. As a star recruit, he chose Arkansas over advances from football powerhouses such as Tennessee, Texas and Alabama. He grew up wanting to be a Razorback. Now he's living the dream for himself and fans alike.
So while Hog fans across the state can agree on few things, they all agree that Darren McFadden is the man to beat for the Heisman. They're not alone in that assessment. For instance, from CBS Sports touts D-Mac as "The best pure running back in the nation. He will see plenty of work as the leading man for the Razorbacks. Plain and simple: it's his Heisman to lose."
MSNBC is equally impressed, calling McFadden "the most athletically gifted player in the nation." Even as far away as Detroit, we hear, "He's talented and versatile, a speed and power back complemented by tailback Felix Jones."
Even if D-Mac fails to win the Heisman, he'll still have the votes of thousands of Hog fans as the kid from Little Rock who could have played football anywhere but chose to be a Razorback. He's the guy who may keep the fans from fighting in the stands; may help the coach keep his job and may put yet another mark in the Arkansas record book as the first Hog to bring home a Heisman.
Imagine a laundry list of stats and game facts displayed blow-by-blow to show McFadden's superiority over any other running back in the country. Visualize an in-depth comparison of all Heisman hopefuls based on strength of schedule, team performance, rankings, polls and publicity campaigns. Do the numbers speak for themselves?
Sure they do, so there's no reason to go into them here.
JPS
Monday, July 02, 2007
Pacifically Speaking
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long, By Robert A. Heinlein:
RAH: A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms. Most self-described "pacifists" are not pacific; they simply assume false colors. When the wind changes, they hoist the Jolly Roger.
Again, here, Heinlein shows that he is a true student of human nature. There are few "real" pacifists. Ghandi meets the criteria for true pacificism; as does Mother Theresa. Most everybody else claiming to be a pacifist is nothing more than a coward looking for an easy way out.
His view that piracy is not beyond most pacifists is right on. As soon as things go as "the pacifist" believes it should, he'll have no problem naming who to put against the wall and yelling "fire."
As for myself, I don't understand how any man could be a pacifist when it comes to defense of family and home. No one in his right mind could stand by and watch his wife and/or children be hurt; nor could he stand in front an allow himself to be killed first -- again the cowardly way out -- rather than fight for those unable (or less able) to fight for themselves.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Scientist defined.
From Robert A. Heinlein's "Notebooks of Lazarus Long." With my commentary
RAH: Most "scientists" are bottle washers and button sorters.
Heinlein is making a distinction between scientists who actually devise and perform experiments vs those whose "research" involves statistical analysis of data a "real" scientist has produced and other who spindle, fold and collate data produced by others.
Reading Heinlein, you'll find that he has a real problem with people who can't do their own math. It's troublesome to him and he points out in many of his writings that the fall of American society began when the math requirements in schools were eased to allow more students to pass entrance requirements. I can't argue the point ... I agree with it. I don't think it was the primary cause of our plummet into decadence and narcissism, but it was definitely a contributing factor.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
The Functional Delusion
From Robert A. Heinlein's "Notebooks of Lazarus Long." With my commentary
RAH: Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
Wow...this one is almost self-explanatory. Except...RAH as led us to assume that the mother in this case can see into the future enough to realize her child will actually amount to something. This is also Heinlein just being humerous (if you haven't read any of his books, you really should...) We know she can't see into the future...what this mother is banking on is Hope. And while the mother keeps the child alive for hope for the future, every growing child should feel loved. Even if they're not actually loved, they should at least feel that way.
That's another nice, functional delusion.
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Cassandra's Spanking Continued
RAH: A fake fortune teller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved .
Here RAH is merely being practical. Anyone with a view of the ACTUAL future must be killed. This would possible prevent the inevitable war his or her existance will eventually perpetuate. Should you kill one to save a million, or let the millions suffer for the sake of the one? Pragmatically speaking, it's not even really a choice. Kill the future-teller.
The real quandry is: What if the future-teller says that killing her will not prevent the war? If she always sees ONLY the actual future, then she must also know that the war will happen whether she is alive or dead. In this case is the future-teller better off dead? Are we better off with her out of the way? Of course we are!
Have you not figured out why an actual future-teller cannot be allowed to exist? Because then there would be no reason for Hope. And in my life and existance, Hope can change the future.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
What's the Difference?
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long, By Robert A. Heinlen.
RAH: It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another--but which one? Differences are crucial.
I'm not sure where this one came from or where it's going. It may be Heinlein's way of warning us away from stereotypes There's the old saying that "stereotypes exist because they're true." Maybe so, but only in a general sense. Once you get past the generalizations, you start to see individual strengths and weaknesses in groups, sub-groups and single people.
The same applies to practically anything: The difference between a rare coin and a common penny may be simply the place of minting.
Just because the eggs are all white doesn't mean the chicks will all be yellow. Avoid generalizations.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Re-Reading Heinlen -- Leave me alone!
The notebooks started me thinking about all the Heinlein books I've read and then how long it's been since I read them. Now, I rarely re-read anything. However, I'm suddenly finding myself with a half-dozen old RAH books and wanting to do NOTHING but polish them off. I've started with Starship Troopers and am now working on Stranger in a Strange Land. I'll follow these up with Job, Expanded Universe and To Sail Beyond the Sunset.
So until I finish these off, don't pester me for more blog on the Notebooks.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Just the facts, man.
From Robert A. Heinlein's Notebooks of Lazarus Long...with my commentary :)
RAH: If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.
This kind of thinking is really hard on "religious" scientists and doctors of theology and philosophy. Real "hard" science deals with real, cold, hard facts. I agree with RAH; if you can't prove it, it's an opinion.
There's a place for dreamers and true believers -- someone's got to show the rest of us the importance of staying grounded when not equipped to fly. I would only ask those who proclaim their opinion as fact, their sloppy, lopsided research as "findings" supporting their pet theory -- please, if you do not have the actual documentation to back up your claim, start your discourse with words such as "I believe..." , "I think..." or "In my opinion..."
Thank you
Friday, February 02, 2007
Life's too Short
From Robert A. Heinlein's Notebooks of Lazarus Long...with my commentary :)
RAH: There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know. So why fret about it?
Heinlein was an agnostic. His characters reflected his ambivalence toward the almighty. My wife says, "What does he mean there's no evidence of life after death? He needs to read the bible." When I try to point out that the bible is a religious text and not a fact book, then I'm an evil hell-bent bastard. (Confirming her belief in the afterlife.) So taking the opposite approach, as Heinlein has done here, there is no evidence against it either. Then again, how do you prove a hole is empty -- fill it with something.
And of course, he's right: Soon enough we will know, so why worry about it. If you believe it, then I hope you're right and if you don't believe it then I hope you're wrong...But I'm not going to fret about it. Life is too short to spend it being upset, unhappy and unfulfilled.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Taking Aim...
From Robert A. Heinlein's Notebooks of Lazarus Long...with my commentary :)
RAH: Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
Here, in a fit of anti-political-correctness, Heinlein is suggesting that if someone appears to be on the verge of attack, that you should shoot first, perhaps the old shot across the bow. This will make the enemy blink, at least, giving you the time to set up a head shot. This should end the conflict ... at least at this point.
Afterwards, after you've won the war and all the battles, insurgents will continue to harrass, threaten and coerece the general population and anybody who might try to live a normal life. Other insurgents will plan and implemnt suicide bombings, the main target of which are the very people they claim to be fighting to free.
After several years of this, you, being the legitimate government, will see that it's a pointless exercise and succomb to the futility of it all, turning the leadership over to "locals" who will lose it within a half-year to the "insurgents." At which point, everything will revert back to the point at which you fired the first warning shot...the only lesson learned here is that it also helps to make the first shot count.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Expert Advice...
From Robert A. Heinlein's Notebooks of Lazarus Long...with my commentary :)
RAH: Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it!
RAH is right on it here! Experts are people who know so much about a subject they can't see any way clear of it. An expert will rarely tell you how to get something done ... they're most proficient at explaining how not to do it. Even if this is by virtue of experience, it's still like going around the house twice to get through the door.
RAH also points out that just because an expert says it can't be done, that doesn't make it the truth. If that were the case, the earth would still be flat, the moon made of cheese and gravity against the law.
You will find a way.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Religious Furvor .... er Fever?
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long by Robert A. Heinlein:
RAH: Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
Here Heinlein is right on the mark without his oft encountered intentional ambiguity. Religious leaders throughout history have pretty much had it their way by simply convincing the general populace that their way is the right way. In many cases, the only way and if not followed, would lead to the deepest pit of Hell. Many of those same religious shamen and priests would be glad to send any who would argue with them on their way. In fact, most wouldn't even have to get their hands dirty, but simply point and shout and let the wide-eyed believers handle it for them. No problem having a croud of those true to the faith beat/stone/hang someone who doesn't believe like we do. God Almighty forbid someone voice his or her own opinion -- only the views of shamen, priests and the like will be tolerated in this village! Off with his head! Send him to Hell now, before his ability to think for himself infects others. (There's more than a little self-interest to protect here.)
So, obviously, I agree with RAH. Religious leaders, by definition, are automatically suspect and guilty until proven otherwise.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Game rigged? You bet!
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long:
RAH: Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
Once again, RAH is being intentionally ambiguous.
If he's talking about life, he's being sarcastic, knowing that, when it's all tallied up at the end of a lifetime, the sum total is futility.
On the other hand, if he's talking about living life to the fullest, doing the best you can, trying and not giving up, then he's right on. In fact, to take this whole thing a step further ... if you gamble enough, and win enough, there's not reason you can't be running the game.
Eh?
Friday, January 19, 2007
Excessive vindictiveness...
From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long, by Robert A. Heinlein:
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
First of all, I don't like to generalize -- most people tend to do that and I personally disagree with it -- but I have no choice here. So as you read below, remember, I'm not talking about YOU -- Everybody BUT you.
RAH is being intentionally ambiguous and backwards here. Notice, please, how he completely fails to specify exactly whose thinking is blurred. I agree that men are more sentimental than women -- when it involves a relationship between a man and a woman.
A man will look back at a relationship gone sour with wistfulness and longing for those things that were and those that might have been. Is that sentimentality...maybe. Mostly, though, men look back and wish for the days when she wasn't doing everything in her power to utterly destroy him. Those are the Good Old Days.
A woman from the same relationship will look back and regret that she missed so many opportunities to completely destroy the man. A woman will harbor anger, hate and resentment until the day she dies. If an opportunity arises, even years later, she will strike at the man with anything and everything she has to HURT the man. If she kills him, she'll be baffled that it's illegal to do so. She'll not understand the it's an even greater crime to murder with spite and malice aforethought. After all, he DESERVED it. I believe that if a woman were allowed to HURT a man an much as she wanted to whenever she wanted -- we'd all be dead. The law is the only thing keeping us alive.
Again, I don't want to generalize: This is only true of women who've been in a relationship gone bad. Or who ever will.
Enemy Me?
From the notebooks of Lazarus Long: (with additional commentary by yours truly.)
RAH: By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man -- man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.
This is easy enough to understand. If you think about it, we've mastered all the animals, climates, natural dangers, etc. this planet has to offer. We've gone out into space and are well on our way to mastering the final frontier.
"Oh, no!" I hear you cry. "Man can't master everything ... like volcanos and hard vacuume. We die in such extreme environments!"
Yeah, well, we master those by staying away from them.
Yet, we continue to die through stupidity, malice and anger.
Mostly stupidity.
Like, out there in hard, deep, unforgiving space, there's gonna be a guy who thinks it won't happen to him. Trust me, this is the guy it'll happen to: And blam, he's sucking vacuum and exploding in a constellation of blood, dying with the realization that it can too happen to you.
This is the stupidity of man and how the first will die in space.
The first murder in space won't be with a ray gun or a blaster rifle. Someone will get their Oxygen tube cut and that'll be the end of that. And it'll be about something stupid, like religion, a woman or a man, or a disagreement over a card game.
Thus, on a microcosmic scale, we see what Heinlein means about man being his worst enemy. On a cosmic scale, man is really no different than he is as a single entity: We just die in larger numbers and kill with greater efficiency
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Notebooks of Lazarus Long
I ran across the Notebooks of Lazarus Long today ... after nearly two decades of completely forgetting about them. Wow. Even after all these years, Heinlein manages to hit the nail on the head.
For instance, the very first note is: Always store beer in a dark place.
I'm willing to bet that in this day and age of canned beer, most people don't know this or know why. The basic reason: light breaks down beer and causes it go bad. Makes it taste funny.
But maybe that's not all Heinlein meant by this phrase.
First of all, beer in a dark place is hidden beer. If you stashed it, others will only find it by accident or if you tell them where it is. If those others already know you've got beer, then keeping your beer in a dark place makes it more difficult for others to find it, should they choose to steal -- or borrow -- your beer. The dark place requires others to work to get your beer by making light or, if they're exceptionally lazy and stupid, stumble around in the darkness risking life-threatening injury looking for your beer.
It also makes you do the same thing, thus ensuring that the beer is not always easily accessible -- you will have to put some effort into getting your beers.
Then again, Heinlein might have just meant that storing beer in a dark place keeps it from going bad. And beer gone bad is a waste.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Yahoo Answers Added
I've added the code to make my most current Yahoo Answers appear on my Blog. (See left below my portrait.) Therefore, anyone foolish enough to have subscribed to this blog, will now get the added benefit of my wit and wisdom that is poured out in Yahoo Answers. You don't have to miss a thing!
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Saddam Hanging Sparks Criticism -- No SH**
First, one of the best headlines I've seen all year and I don't even know which news service it came from but it was one of those "No Kidding!" headlines that wassn't worth reading but couldn't be helped. It read: Saddam Hanging Sparks Criticisim. I'm thinking, "No way! Criticisim? From whom?" What a bunch of stupid idiots. He's dead. If there was any man alive today who deserved to be dead, it was Saddam. Criticize it all you want you stupid moronic punks, he's still dead. (Would "stupid moronic" be considered redundant?)
And thankfully that episode in the tale of Iraq is now over. Now if we can just finish what we we're doing and get the hell out of there, things will be better. And I don't want any of you pussy punks to think this is a call for a pull out. I said, "finish what we're doing." We finish the job and then we leave. Frankly, I can see this being another situation in 10 years like Tehran was in the 1970's. We used to have thousands of troops stationed in Iran and Tehran. That all changed with the fall of the Shah. We'll set up Iraq as a small democratic country, only to have the people "elect" a religious fanatic as leader in about 10 years. At which point we'll leave the country alltogether and they will join with Iran in being the pariahs of the middle east.
Nice.
Mordekai
And thankfully that episode in the tale of Iraq is now over. Now if we can just finish what we we're doing and get the hell out of there, things will be better. And I don't want any of you pussy punks to think this is a call for a pull out. I said, "finish what we're doing." We finish the job and then we leave. Frankly, I can see this being another situation in 10 years like Tehran was in the 1970's. We used to have thousands of troops stationed in Iran and Tehran. That all changed with the fall of the Shah. We'll set up Iraq as a small democratic country, only to have the people "elect" a religious fanatic as leader in about 10 years. At which point we'll leave the country alltogether and they will join with Iran in being the pariahs of the middle east.
Nice.
Mordekai
Saturday, December 30, 2006
New Year Fast Approaching
So here we are at the end of yet another year. If you're under 25, take heed: The years go by faster as you get older. And so it will end with my novel(s) unfinshed; the house unfinished and the cars still in need of repair. But, you know what? I don't care. It's been a good year, I've been happy ... In fact one of the best years I can remember. (Which either means serious memory problems or a some seriously sucky years past.) So I'm tired and have a lot of unfinished business...all that means is that I've got more to get done next year.
-- Mordekai
-- Mordekai
Monday, November 27, 2006
Thanksgiving Forgotten
We had a big get together over this Thanksgiving Holiday and in the middle of it all it seems like we forgot what this Holiday is all about. Oh, sure, during the prayers over the meals we all said the words about how we must give thanks for what we have and how fortunate we are to live in such a free country, blah, blah, blah.
What I mostly saw was people trying to take control. It always happens in any family gathering. One or more of the gathered siiblings will attempt to structure and lead the entire group while the group generally wants to go and watch football. Another sibling (or sibling-in-law) attempts to wrest control of the group from the alpha sibling and as such, tensions are high and stupid decisions are made.
A for instance: Sibling A wants a fried turkey along with the two smoked turkeys and baked turkey. Sibling a acquires a huge pan from sibling G who also agrees to fry a turkey. However, $50 worth of oil and two more turkeys are purchased and the ENTIRE family must wait to eat until these two "fryers" are done. All because the wanna-be Alpha sibling "thought a fried turkey would be a nice touch." Everyone else is irritated, hungry and snippy.
All the while, nobody seems to remember how nice it is to live in a country where you can go and pick up an extra turkey just 'cause ya want to. This means you've got the money, the turkey's available, you've got the transportation, the permission and the trust in the merchant that you'll get a fair product for the price. That doesn't happen in about 90-percent of the countries on this planet.
And I'd say about 90-percent of U.S. citizens do not even realize it.
-- Mordekai
Saturday, November 18, 2006
UFOs
Do UFOs exist? Sure.
They're objects flying in the sky we can't readily idenfity. They exist ... that's why we have a name for them. Are they alien spacecraft? Ahhh...there's the rub. Are they?
Here's what I think, since you asked.
In this day and age of video camers, digital media and webcams, we should have actual, positive proof of actual hovering, manuevering craft. All we've actually got are some blobs of light at high zoom and pixelated video of some dancing object a zillion miles away. To me, that's not UFO footage, that a camera malfunction or someone playing a hoax or lightening bugs at a thousand yards. It's not proof of alien spacecraft.
If you're going to tape proof of actual flying saucers or other alien spacecraft, then do it. Get a shot of an alien craft, clearly identifiable as alien, close up and personal. Wave them in for a landing and ask about all those crop circles.
So, note to UFO hunters: Stop telling us about the ones that got away. Give us some proof ... you know, maybe hang from an antenna a bit while the ship lifts off (this will require a buddy on the camera and is additional proof.) Come on...anything but the bouncing dot video taken by a palsey victim. I'll expect something in the next few weeks.
Thanks,
Mordekai
They're objects flying in the sky we can't readily idenfity. They exist ... that's why we have a name for them. Are they alien spacecraft? Ahhh...there's the rub. Are they?
Here's what I think, since you asked.
In this day and age of video camers, digital media and webcams, we should have actual, positive proof of actual hovering, manuevering craft. All we've actually got are some blobs of light at high zoom and pixelated video of some dancing object a zillion miles away. To me, that's not UFO footage, that a camera malfunction or someone playing a hoax or lightening bugs at a thousand yards. It's not proof of alien spacecraft.
If you're going to tape proof of actual flying saucers or other alien spacecraft, then do it. Get a shot of an alien craft, clearly identifiable as alien, close up and personal. Wave them in for a landing and ask about all those crop circles.
So, note to UFO hunters: Stop telling us about the ones that got away. Give us some proof ... you know, maybe hang from an antenna a bit while the ship lifts off (this will require a buddy on the camera and is additional proof.) Come on...anything but the bouncing dot video taken by a palsey victim. I'll expect something in the next few weeks.
Thanks,
Mordekai
Thursday, November 02, 2006
PageFlakes!
I just discovered PageFlakes. I like it. I also discovered a Blog with 50-writing tips! Wow! What a great way to avoid actually writing. It'll take me a few WEEKS to improve my writing by reading all this great material on HOW to write mo' bettah.
I'm sure that, like with jujitsu and aikido, that you can watch it for weeks and fully understand the how and why of a technique ... but until you get out there and get your hands on another person and DO IT, you will not understand all the physical nuances involved. As I'm often fond of saying, "there's nothing like real to add realism."
So, now that I've convinced myself (and whatever poor sod who decides to read this blog) that I can study technique for weeks, but won't truly understand until I actually do something, then I should go and write ... I'm assuming I mean something besides this blog...
-- Mordekai
I'm sure that, like with jujitsu and aikido, that you can watch it for weeks and fully understand the how and why of a technique ... but until you get out there and get your hands on another person and DO IT, you will not understand all the physical nuances involved. As I'm often fond of saying, "there's nothing like real to add realism."
So, now that I've convinced myself (and whatever poor sod who decides to read this blog) that I can study technique for weeks, but won't truly understand until I actually do something, then I should go and write ... I'm assuming I mean something besides this blog...
-- Mordekai
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Enjoying the speed
Now that I can create a blog in just a few minutes, rather than have to wait a Bloody Week for the pages to load, I think I might just keep this up a bit more consistently.
Well, I've been consistent -- I've posted about twice a month...or less. Now I think I can hit it with a bit more frequency. Anyway. Nice to have the high-speed internet after waiting 10 bloody years for it.
Windstream REALLY didn't want to give up their land-line connection to our house. I finally told them that they, and Alltel before them, had about five years worth of opportunity to get DSL or some kind of high-speed connection in this area and they didn't do it. Oh, every time I called and asked, it was due in just a few months. And never materialized. My neighbors are now envious and are asking lotsa questions about "how fast is it and how much does it cost."
Hehe...I'm telling them the whole truth.
And I see a few more home phones leaving the matrix.
-- Mordekai
Well, I've been consistent -- I've posted about twice a month...or less. Now I think I can hit it with a bit more frequency. Anyway. Nice to have the high-speed internet after waiting 10 bloody years for it.
Windstream REALLY didn't want to give up their land-line connection to our house. I finally told them that they, and Alltel before them, had about five years worth of opportunity to get DSL or some kind of high-speed connection in this area and they didn't do it. Oh, every time I called and asked, it was due in just a few months. And never materialized. My neighbors are now envious and are asking lotsa questions about "how fast is it and how much does it cost."
Hehe...I'm telling them the whole truth.
And I see a few more home phones leaving the matrix.
-- Mordekai
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
High-Speed Internet Comes to East Mountain
FINALLY!
We broke down and bought satellite internet access. They installed it today and we're all ecstatice. (You're talking about a family of four that shared a single dial-up connection for the six years.) So after four years of waiting for Alltel, then Windstream to follow through on their promise to have DSL to our road "within a year" we finally got the satellite.
Yep, got it installed and called Windstream and told them to disconnect our two phone lines and shut off our internet access ASAP. They were most displeased. Tough. We've been crawling along to their tune for too many years. They lost us as a customer.
(Oh, and it feels good.)
-- Mordekai
We broke down and bought satellite internet access. They installed it today and we're all ecstatice. (You're talking about a family of four that shared a single dial-up connection for the six years.) So after four years of waiting for Alltel, then Windstream to follow through on their promise to have DSL to our road "within a year" we finally got the satellite.
Yep, got it installed and called Windstream and told them to disconnect our two phone lines and shut off our internet access ASAP. They were most displeased. Tough. We've been crawling along to their tune for too many years. They lost us as a customer.
(Oh, and it feels good.)
-- Mordekai
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